My neighbor has a cousin we’ll call her Beth
and that bitch smokes a whole lotta meth
she’s tweaking and freaking and geeking and seeking
and reeking and stinking to find an abe Lincoln
to buy her some more dope
and no, I’m not the pope…..
I once was lost and had no hope
and actually I still am…
but at least I’m not on meth, Beth.
…oh and Beth…your cousin talks about you like a dog….